Sheogorath's Quest

Questor Offer

Oh, my. I bet ye weren't expecting me! My unbrothers and nonsisters are sometimes a bit slow, so I step in for them. Too bad for thou. You'll just have to cut thy deal with me. Be quick about it! Before the hour of the pale be passed, have I plenty to do elsewhere. So! Power the [your race] craves to rub on the body and ease the four hundred sores of mortal life? Yes, Sheogorath has power, power enough to pull the branches across the eyes of the moon and rain blood over Tamriel. For this power, wilt thou send someone an invitation to tea for me?

Refuse Quest

La, rejected by a squalid [your race] with lice in its hair. How far has Sheogorath risen! I shall have to ask for a raise in my allowance. Tirrah, [your title].

Accept Quest

To tea, to a tea party with me! Go, go to a place called [the dungeon], where the object of my gallous desires doth trip and pose and wear blackberry crowns. Wait ... do not invite this battlemage to tea with me. Now I remember. This [monster] the name is. Kill [him/her] to death, murder [him/her] fatally, that's what I wish. Then go from [the dungeon] to a lunatic asylum called [contactdung's place] and see my [the giver's friend], [the giver's friend]. [artifact] for you [he/she] will have. Will wait for you for [first part time] days and then will go to marry the unknown heir of Rowanda. Now I bid you a yapow and gazeenza.

Quest Fail

Excuse me, you don't know this, but I'm completely mad. And if you don't shove off, I'll vomit on you.

Quest Complete

Ah, nice of you to let me out of my cell, madam jailer. Sheogorath changed his mind and decided that he wanted to take [monster] to tea after all. But when he found out, [he/she] was dead, he decided that was best. That way [monster] wouldn't eat all the posy pies. Before I forget, here's [artifact]. Don't point it at me.

Rumors During Quest

A mad battlemage is terrorizing the countryside around [the dungeon].

Rumors Postfailure

[the dungeon] is quiet now that that [monster] moved on, but [he/she]'ll be back, I'll wager.

Rumors Postsuccess

Good riddance on the battlemage [monster] in [the dungeon]. I hear [he/she] was mad as a magister.

So, someone finally killed that mad battlemage in [the dungeon]. Thank [a god].

Message 1011

[the giver's friend] is that mad, slobbering [the giver's friend] who lives in [contactdung's place].

[the giver's friend] is that crazy [the giver's friend] that came to town a while back. They say [he/she] actually lives in [contactdung's place].

Message 1012

Sheogorath is the Daedra Prince of Insanity. Not a good one to count on.

Sheogorath is the Mad One, the Daedra who revels in chaos and lunacy.

Message 1013

[artifact] is an ancient artifact with wildly random magical effects.

[artifact] can transform its targets into other creatures.

Message 1014

[the giver's friend] is one of the Daedra Prince Sheogorath's most loyal servants.

[the giver's friend] is the name of the [the giver's friend] who is a slave of Sheogorath.

Message 1020

[the quest date]: The Daedra Prince Sheogorath has promised me an artifact called [artifact] in exchange for the death of a battlemage named [monster]. If this battlemage, who resides in a placed called [the dungeon], is dead and I meet Sheogorath's contact in [contactdung's place], [the giver's friend] will give me [artifact]. But I have to have this all accomplished in [first part time] days.

Message 1030

You have dispatched [monster] from this mortal plane. Now to see if Sheogorath still remembers your agreement. -- Symbols used in the QRC file: -- -- [he/she] occurs 7 times. -- [him/her] occurs 2 times. -- [a god] occurs 7 times. -- [your title] occurs 2 times. -- [the quest date] occurs 1 time. -- [your race] occurs 2 times. -- [first part time] occurs 4 times. -- [monster] occurs 9 times. -- [the giver's friend] occurs 5 times. -- [contactdung's place] occurs 4 times. -- [the dungeon] occurs 13 times. -- [artifact] occurs 8 times. -- [the giver's friend] occurs 6 times.